You Know You are a Watch Man or Gal If . . . – Reprise

We horophiles are fairly distinctive folks. And we’ve got some fairly distinctive traits and habits.

Within the theme of Jeff Foxworthy and his “you is perhaps a redneck if” routine, I’d wish to poke just a little enjoyable at our WIS brothers and sisters in addition to ourselves.

You understand you’re a watch man if . . .

. . . you meet somebody for the primary time and what watch they’re sporting earlier than you even get their title!

You understand you’re a watch man if . . .

. . . you’re in a crowded setting and you retain elbowing your buddy to level out what watches everybody else is sporting!

You understand you’re a watch man if . . . at a restaurant you {photograph} everybody’s watches however not the meals

 You understand you’re a watch man if . . .

. . . you’re seven toes from Boris Becker on the SIHH and don’t know who he’s or why persons are crowding round him and simply then Kurt Klaus strolls by and also you rush over ask him to signal your newest copy of iW! (Sure, this really occurred to me again in 2004. He thought I used to be nuts!)

You understand you’re a watch man if . . .

. . . after asking your colleagues which deli they need to head to for lunch they reply, “You understand, the one near the A. Lange & Söhne boutique so we are able to eat rapidly then go drool over some watches afterward!”

You understand you’re a watch man if . . .

. . . you select which outfit you’re going to put on primarily based on the watch you’ve chosen for the day!

You understand you’re a watch man if . . .

. . . whenever you hear the phrase pallet you don’t consider artwork.

. . . whenever you hear the phrase crown you don’t consider royal headwear.

. . . whenever you hear the phrase stability you don’t consider a seesaw.

. . . whenever you hear the phrase rotor you don’t consider automobile brakes.

You understand you re a watch man if . . .

. . . you solely purchase belts and footwear that match the straps of your watches!

You understand you’re a watch man if . . .

. . . you discuss with watches by their precise reference numbers!

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