Donald Trump was sure he was going to be arrested final Tuesday. Or possibly it was Tuesday earlier than that. It’s exhausting to maintain observe, like when the Mike Lindell stored pushing again his proof that can “shock the country.” We’re nonetheless ready, Pillow Man. And we’re going to have to attend a bit longer for the grand jury in Trump’s hush money case to ship a verdict, as they’re going on break for many of April. All of a sudden, the previous president has “such respect” for them.
“I HAVE GAINED SUCH RESPECT FOR THIS GRAND JURY, & PERHAPS EVEN THE GRAND JURY SYSTEM AS A WHOLE,” Trump wrote in all-caps rant on Fact Social. “THE EVIDENCE IS SO OVERWHELMING IN MY FAVOR, & SO RIDICULOUSLY BAD FOR THE HIGHLY PARTISAN & HATEFUL DISTRICT ATTORNEY, THAT THE GRAND JURY IS SAYING, HOLD ON, WE ARE NOT A RUBBER STAMP, WHICH MOST GRAND JURIES ARE BRANDED AS BEING…”
It goes on, however you get the thought. Jimmy Kimmel referred to as Trump’s submit “the saddest rattling factor I’ve ever learn,” he mentioned throughout Wednesday’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live. “The nice and highly effective Donald Trump weakly kissing the all-caps asses of individuals he won’t ever meet in a last-ditch hope he may one way or the other flatter them simply sufficient to let him off the hook.” He added, “I haven’t seen something this pathetic since he requested Stormy to spank him with a Forbes journal. It’s simply unhappy with an exclamation level on the tip of it.”
You possibly can watch Kimmel’s monologue above.
